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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 17:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Nuts and Butts

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So they tried

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

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Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do Democrat Party voters feel about the fact that Kamala Harris never received one primary vote to be the nominee in 2020 and certainly not in 2024?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is your best gay fantasy?

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Can I bring a tub of whey protein to the airport?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

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Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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