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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 17:37

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...